22 czerwca 2007

 

You Alright, I Learned It By Watching You!

Yep, it's official, listening to heavy metal is a psychological illness. A guy in Sweden named Roger Tullgren has gotten government officials to grant him special dispensation for this brand new handicap, addiction to rock and or roll.

His addiction to metal and the "metal lifestyle" is now considered a handicap. Just how did this addiction start?

Roger Tullgren first developed an interest in heavy metal when his older brother came home with a Black Sabbath album in 1971.
Yep, that's how it starts. Many people think that Led Zeppelin or even Def Leppard are "entry level" metal bands, but studies have clearly shown that people can listen to these bands and not develop an addiction. Black Sabbath, however, is considered a "gateway" band. Statistics prove that a young listener to Sabbath will quickly move on to Judas Priest and King Diamond. Next thing you know, the victim is buying leather pants, wearing Metal Church t-shirts and totally missing the ironies in This Is Spinal Tap.

Remember, parents, it's you against them.


Hasta la proxima. Do zobaczenia.

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