Ted's Polish-Mexican Page: Why Alexi Lalas Is Okay, Even If He Works for Red Bull New York

27 marca 2006

Why Alexi Lalas Is Okay, Even If He Works for Red Bull New York

The red-haired gentleman who was born Panayotis Alexander Lalas made the decision last week that those obnoxious plastic horns will not be sold at Giants Stadium during New York Red Bulls games.

Lalas said:

For too long, we have ignored the passionate pleas of our fans to do away with the horns in our stadium. The maddening cacophony that is the hallmark of these instruments of the devil has been detrimental to our sport. Many fans have experienced the debilitating effects that can result from prolonged exposure to a horn. Therefore, from this day forth, let it be known that plastic horns will not be sold at Red Bulls games. We encourage our fans to make noise the old fashioned way: Clap you hands, stomp your feet or scream at the top of your lungs.

Maybe I should give the folks at McKale the press release.