04 stycznia 2006

 

You Tell Me What This Means

I had a dream last night where Queen Latifah was my next door neighbor and Vince Enriquez was a UPS driver.

No details, really. I can't remember them anyway.


Oh, and one more thing: did I do that?


Do zobaczenia. Hasta la proxima.

Comments:
That guy is a wimp Ted. Seriously, he refuses to let people post comments on his blog like you do.

As for having dreams about Queen Latifah and Vince, well...just do not eat that block of chedder or whatever before you go to bed and you will be fine.
 
oh , and ted, while i'm at it, i just want to clarify that, yes i AM a wimp, and NO, there is no way to comment. although you can, you've wisely been waiting for the proper moment. thank you.

James
 
Um...James...I don't think her comments were directed at you.
 
I found your blogs surfing myspace, and they are funny and insightful. That grey balloon guy is a real prick. Since when is stalking humorous at all? I must have missed that memo, along with the one that says rape and child molestation are now funny as well. What a dickhead!
 
MEMO

TO: Shelly

This is to remind you of a memo circulated throughout the office last summer, which indicated that as of June 2005 "stalking" is now considered humorous.
 
I think Vince was a UPS driver because we have all gotten used to seeing him in uniform, any uniform.

Next, you'll be dreaming of him as a Mountie.
 
Actually, stalking was considered funny as early as 1938, when Howard Hawks directed Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn in "Bringing Up Baby."
 
Considering the amount of people killed by stalkers, no it is not funny.

This guy is just a limp balloon...of course that was obvious but he is not worth the effort of a real snap.
 
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