15 stycznia 2006

 

Some Short Takes

Can we just give up on this whole "Western Civilization" thing? The other day I saw a licence plate holder that said "I'D RATHER BE AT A CLAY AIKEN CONCERT."


I was driving around late last night and caught the BBC World Service on the radio. They did an interview with a member of the House of Lords named Lord Ramsbotham. That's pronounced "Ram's Bottom."

England will always be England.


I attended a roller derby match in Phoenix last night and got to see Jezebelle as a fan. On a scale of one to ten, with one being a red sweatered weatlthy U of A alum quietly sitting behind Lute Olson, and ten being a molotov cocktail wielding Boca Juniors fan at the Superclassico, Jez is a seven.


Hasta la proxima. Do zobaczenia.

Comments:
Why is it ok for you to stalk young rollerderby girls but I get publicly chastised when I pose as a referee at high school softball tournaments?

James
 
That just defies response.
 
Ted does not need to stalk chicks. They come to him.
 
A little birdie told me...(muahhahaha) that the Derby Girls in Phoenix are even more "get-sexually-oriented-attention-from -the-fellas" focused than are Tucson's Ladies...who wouldda thunk it...?

Think about it..(i know its so unattractive to "think" if you're a girl, but...) what does the average red blooded Tucson scenster male like? Football (not you TED, what you like is "futbol")and porn...and whaddaya get when you cross football and porn?

Yup, you guessed it,....Roller Derby! Pure male-oriented female genius, yup!

And the rollerskating part, that's for the girls, 100%...cause guys don't like that stuff...though the skirts, 'hose, and skates do help the boys remember that you are female, even if you are behaving a bit aggressively..well who isn't turned on by a cat fight anys, a homo that's who, huhuhuh---sorry mumbling rant officially concluded..*blush*
 
Ted, delete the above post for passing the boundaries of taste please.

Or I will take all of your bread. ;)
 
Not so much bad taste...but bad taste isn't a disqualification here anyway.

Heck, I posted nude pictures of Brandi Chastain...

Wait...that's never bad taste.
 
I swear...I am too nice at times.

And nude women who make lots of money from the photos are not exploited but savvy business women.
 
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