Ted's Polish-Mexican Page: Did He Pahk His Cah Too Fah From the Bah?

14 grudnia 2005

Did He Pahk His Cah Too Fah From the Bah?

We had pool night last night. I was dedicated to not losing two contests in one night, so I was up for it. We were playing the new team from O'Malleys. It was my time to go up, so I asked the team captain for the other side who I was playing. He said "Rob." I thought, okay. I went back over to Todd, who was keeping score.

"But what is his superhero name?"

"What?"

He showed me the list. This was the official roster from the league. None of these guys listed what used to be called their christian name. One guy listed his first name as "K-9," for example.

So I went over to "Rob." I asked him what his roster name was. He turned to me with his New England Patriots Championship hat and said "Chowdah."

Geez, dude, could you be more of a stereotype?

I expect a post from Prairie about that one.

The man had huge hands, hairy arms and looked very big city working class. Great guy, I hope I get to play him again sometime. He was a very gracious player. I almost hated beating him.

Oh, and ladies, he was wearing a shirt that said, "I ♥ Big Fake Tits."

Hasta la proxima. Do zobaczenia.

# posted by Tedski @ 6:30 AM