05 lipca 2005
There Is a Message Coming Over the Osculator...

Yes, I realize an awful lot of money was spent on this. Think of it this way, if we didn't do this, the president would have blown it on abstenence education.

Here's another thing that reinforces my lack of respect for astrology: a woman named Marina Bai is suing NASA over the Deep Impact mission. She claims "moral suffering" and that her horoscope will "deform." These damages, by her estimation, are worth $300 million (thats 3 x 108 dollars for real scientists). She origninally wanted to stop the project entirely, but a lower court judge threw the case out. Apparently, she appealed, however.


Some observers think that the name change may have hurt her, especially to something that sounds so bizarre to a latin ear. Well, maybe the fact that she has had nearly half a dozen names over her life, or maybe her claim of extra-terrestrial support might have lost a few votes.
¡Viva el Orgullo Polaco-Mexicano!

Hasta la proxima señora Ibañez. Do zobaczenia pana Polevnsky. Klaatu Barada Nicto.
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Wow...that would have been awesome, eh? Santo for Lieutenent Governor! I'll talk to Janet about that.
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